Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That’s not a worm sir, it’s your sausage ?

Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don’t worry sir, he won’t last long in there !

Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don’t seem to care what they eat do they sir !

Waiter, there’s a fly in my custard ! I’ll fetch him a spoon sir !

Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !

Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !