Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !

Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he’s in here every night !

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !

Waiter, I can’t eat this meat, it’s crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !