Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.

Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, “What would you like?” the fish says holding his neck, “Water”.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog’s legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!