Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, “What are you
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There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree.
How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him “Are you a bear?” “Yes” “What are you doing at the movies ?” “Well, I liked the book!”
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: “What’s happened to this one? – I don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.