First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ? A stri-ped !

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !