A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said “Whatever shall we do?” “Let us spray!” replied the other.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks!
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.