How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
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If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin!
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. “But will it be all right in the rain?” she asked anxiously. “Oh certainly, ma’am,” said the manager smoothly. “After all, you’ve never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?”