One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”

How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.

Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!

Are shellfish warm? No they’re clammy!

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!