A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the
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Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: “Mother said there would be knights like this.”
Turtle to turtle: “Don’t ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?”
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.