Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began
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If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannouncement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bearcountry. The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don’t scare Grizzly Bears. Tourists
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?”Radar: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?”
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the manbehind her and said, “Sir, if you don’t stop poking me with your thing,I’m going to the cops!””I don’t know what you’re talking about miss – that’s just
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take a penalty!
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?It’s crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome.So, how are you getting there?””We’re taking TWA,” was