The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, whopays with a $20 bill.The vendor puts the bill in the cash
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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says “Watson, do yousee the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can youdeduce from it?”Watson
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes,but if they take the cigarettes with them, theywill get soaked. Then they notice a gorgeous girlwalking out of the ocean. She reaches into the topof her
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out thewindow, turned to his mother and said, “If big dogs havebaby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planeshave baby planes?” The mother, who couldn’t think of ananswer,
For all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It’s a classic! In tribute to those ‘special’ customers we alllove! An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for beingsmart and funny, and making her point, when
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat andexposed himself. The stewardess said, “I’m sorry sir. You have toshow your ticket here,
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. “Where’s George?” one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone.”He’s about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left