Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Category: Travel and tourist jokes
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Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
Tourist: What’s the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don’t have one. You strangers can’t get out of here fast enough for us.
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don’t you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, it’s 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.
A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read “To Seattle.” “What are you doing with that?” asked the police officer. “I’m walking to Seattle,” said the hiker, “and I don’t want to lose my way.”
The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn’t feeling well. “Would you care for some more supper, ma’am?” asked the steward. “No, thanks,” replied the wretched passenger. “Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble.”