If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing? Because you don’t have the time.
Category: Time jokes
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How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
Do you know the time ? No, we haven’t met yet !
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three.
Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o’clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What’s the matter? Julie: I’ve been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!