Caller: Operator! Operator! I don’t know what’s wrong with my phone, but I can’t make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don’t worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
Category: Telephone jokes
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You’re an ambulance!
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I’m trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I’d be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.
How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone.