How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
Category: Telephone jokes
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How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can’t understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I’ll take the rest of the day off!
Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn’t the police station. It’s the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!