How that we are engaged I hope you’ll give me a ring. Of course. What’s your phone number ?

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!

A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. “Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?” asked the psychiatrist. “As a matter of fact, I do,” said the patient. “And when does this happen?” asked the psychiatrist.

How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.

How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?