If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.
Category: Teeth jokes
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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?…Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. “What lovely pearls, dear Beatrice,” she maliciously remarked. “Are they real?” Yes, nodded Lady Peel. “Of course,” the dowager declared, “you can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?”
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said,
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?” After a moment’s reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe?”