A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ”U.F.O.” printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ”Does U.F.O.
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|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors’
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.””Batted .007,” his wife added.
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t jump! Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches! What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!Who won the race between two balls of string?They we’re tied! Why are football players never
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What’s tennis players favourite city?Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?Because education pays off in the long run! What is a runner’s
|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?Cornflakes! Why aren’t football stadiums built in outer space?Because there is no atmosphere! Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?Webley stadium! When fish play football, who is the captain?The
|Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated! Which insect didn’t play well in goal?The fumble bee! What did the bumble bee striker say?Hive scored! What is black