|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.””We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.””You’re either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middle.””He’s like all great players — not great yet.””You
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|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.””Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.””If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s gonna stop them.””No wonder nobody comes here; it’s too crowded.””We made too many wrong mistakes.””You can
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do son?” he asked.”You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!””Really? How’d you
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.”I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said.”What do you mean?” he asked.”Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is spoken in France?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a)
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, “Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.”New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming