|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case anyone has od’ed on O.J. Simpson coverage or for those who might for some reason not know, the major league baseball player strike began today.] No team flights on Continental Airlines. Goodbye boring baseball
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|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!” continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out. When ever a strike “X” appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy. Explain to the Owner how your game has been ruined
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and swimming events all being held in the 34th Street YMCA pool. 8. All 75 of the new hires in the mayor’s office are named
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition. Calling “heads or tails” but never getting any. . . “head” or “tail”. Players get “the wave”. . . refs get “the finger”. Anyone who makes a call
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team’s performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West:Denver Broncos – Denver Donkeys Kansas City Chiefs
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood….good thing he didn’t say two!Tyson’s favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander,
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it was a good idea to go ahead and try