Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !
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Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on “grass.” The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new “Honor System”, Yes your Honor, No your Honor. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who’s driving?A: The police. Q: Why can’t Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you’re up against him. The referee will always be looking the other way when you
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier. Everytime a player slides into second, he busts his hip. They keep shouting “Do
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques: Escape from DojoThe quick exit to avoid clean up and helping with the mats. Sleeper StanceStanding at the corner of the dojo pretending to