Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! “Damn.” A bad skydiver goes, “Damn.” WHACK!
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Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!
How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Q: What’s the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One’s a glueless kit and the other’s a clueless git!
Ref:I’m sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !