Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?
Category: Spelling jokes
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A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: “Old MacDonald had a …” The Indianan said, “Old MacDonald had a carburetor.” “Sorry,” said the MC. “That’s incorrect.” “Old MacDonald had a flat tire,” said the
Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought “grammar” was his father’s mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun. “The phone connection’s bad,” said the secretary.
Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, “Hey look at this great ball!” Tom replied, “What’s so great about it?” Bob said, “Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it
First witch: Here’s a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don’t know when to stop.
How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?