THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.” Next came Tommy. “My
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Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !
Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t “That’s not how the dictionary spells it” “You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”
Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).
Can you spell jealousy with two letters? NV (envy).