A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?” replied by his mother The young boy answered ” The other day, Daddy wastalking to someone on the phone, and he said that
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The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said the sales clerk. “It’s $285 perounce.””Listen,” the man shot back, “for $285 an ounce, I don’t wantsomething called ‘Perhaps’; I want something called…”You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You’ll Get Some !!”
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penis’ in a snow bank.Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says, “Boys! Boys!Whatever are you doing… you’re going to catch pneumonia. Put your penis’ away.”The tallest altar boy turns
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell cock inthe air.”The other hooker looked at her and said, “No, I just burped.”
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available. Madam, “On the first floor, we have the ex-models… they are all slinky and sexy… On the second floor, we have our
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!