If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?
Category: Sex Jokes
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Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss de meaner I get..
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “In moments of temptation,” said the speaker to the class, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”A sweet young thing in the back of the room
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife.” Joe responds “The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday.”
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest “Will I really sink if you take your finger out?”
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. “My God Henry”, she screams, “I know you’ve had other woman but this time you’ve gone too far!” “You may be right” he says, “I think I’m stuck.”
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas arranged soon, I’m going to spill my paint!”