Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She managed to squeeze them both in.
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Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” The priest said, “Confess your sins and be forgiven.” The young woman said, “Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.”The priest
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on since they last met. One of them had a new girlfriend and the other one asked about her cooking, her relation to his folks etc. etc. and finally asked “How is she in bed?” First guy
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on a desert with. The first one opted for Cindy Crawford. The next one chose Pamela Anderson. The third man chose Virginia Pipeline. “Never heard of her.” his companions protested. “Who is she?” “Why she’s just the
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom when the young girl asked him why is he putting one on. She said “you don’t have to worry about getting me