A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She’s worried about the friend so she asks the doctor: Girlfriend: I’m worried about my friend doc, what if her body rejects the organ?Doctor: Well she’s 36 years old and healthy. How
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A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. Then one day a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes half-ripped off, washes up on a piece of driftwood. He explains to her how
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them down far enough.
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50’s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and while he was in the hospital, he complained to his cardiologist that he thought that his sex life was over. Thecardiologist said, “Not true, Myron. Sex is wonderful exercise for your heart. After you get home,
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way thru a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says he sure wishes that sheep were Marilyn Monroe.
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I get sick to my stomach.Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.Patient sticks out his tongue…