Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now. Daughter: I just don’t know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it’s just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.
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Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you…I would becoming too!
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How do you plead?” asked the judge.”Guilty or not guilty.””Not guilty,” replied the man.”On what grounds?” queried the judge.”I didn’t think she was dead….I thought she was an American.”
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring.”Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you try playing doctor for an hour?””Sounds great,” Steve replied, “but how do you make it last for an hour?” “Hell, just keep her in the
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions.”Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked.””The same as the short ones, honey.”