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A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.””My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.””I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.”The doctor says, “You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.As he
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I’m not coming into work.”The boss says:”You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically… so he asked his dad.His dad said, “Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.He went and asked and came
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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and