Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand.”
Category: Sex Jokes
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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I want to put her on the pill.”The Doctor says “Why?!? Is she sexually active?”The guy says “Nah, she just lies there like her mother.”Sent by soh
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride withno experience.On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed upand started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,they start exploring each
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees. So the father goes to his son’s room and says “Son do you remember that
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she replies, “$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand up.” He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, “it’s my hairdresser’s fee!”
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go between periods and you are expected to come.
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.