How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree.”Ah-ha….,” The Big Bad Wolf said, “Now I’ve got you and I’m going toeat you! EAT! EAT! EAT!…”Little Red Riding Hood said angrily,”Damn
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.”Thanks,” she said. “But I only charge $20.””Twenty bucks for the entire night?” the amazed MP replied. “You can’tmake a living on that.””Oh, don’t worry,” the whore
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIGHING ABOUT375 LBS.THE 2ND GUY ASKS THE 1ST GUY. “WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, DO YOU ALWAYS HIT BOTTOM?”THE 1ST GUY REPLIES,
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.The man isn’t sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.A few minutes pass. The