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Playgirl Rejection Letter

Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for your letter and the polaroid pictureof your husband. We agree that his appearance in our March issue asthe Playgirl’s “Man of the Month” centerfold would have been a truly fitting way for you to honor your

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A tall woman met a midget at a party…

A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other.After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman’s apartment.”I can’t imagine what it will be like making love to a midget,” said the woman, “especially

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A small boy walks into his mothers room…

A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what are these?” he says, pointing to her breasts.”Well, son,” she says, “these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven.”Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes offquite satisfied.Two days

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Best kind of sex

A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active sex life. He said He had a wife, several mistresses, masturbated, and had wet dreams all the time. The doctor asked which he liked best.He Replied, ” Wet Dreams, you meet a much higher class of

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A few questions and answers

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?A. Money.Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?A. After five years your job will still suck.Q. How can you spot the

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