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A fair price

A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . .the works. Finally he asked her, “Does your Mother feed

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A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’sno law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing.The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, andonce

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The Seven Dwarfs

“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead…..”

One night, as a couple lay down for bed…

This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps hiswife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over andsays, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and Iwant to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and tries

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It was a somber day in Disney land…

It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court.. The judge was about to make his decision he said ‘Im sorry mickey, I cant grant you a divorce based on your statement that Minnie has prominant teeth”Mickey retorted ” I DIDNT SAY SHE had

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