A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . .the works. Finally he asked her, “Does your Mother feed
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A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’sno law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing.The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, andonce
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver islooking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex onsomeone’s front lawn.”Look”, he shouts “What are the those dogs doing? are they fighting?”The
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates over tea.”I call my man ‘Eight,’ ” said the first woman, “Because he’s got eight inches, and we do it eight times a day.”The second woman said in response, “I
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead…..”
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps hiswife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over andsays, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and Iwant to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and tries
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce court.. The judge was about to make his decision he said ‘Im sorry mickey, I cant grant you a divorce based on your statement that Minnie has prominant teeth”Mickey retorted ” I DIDNT SAY SHE had