The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner.The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach.Locking his steely grey eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her,his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year old grandmotherand comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”Horrified, Katie
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am I doing?” He asks.”Three knots,” she replies.”Three knots? What’s that mean?””You’re not hard, you’re not in,and you’re not getting your money back.”
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. When the guy walks in the
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does notimpair the athlete’s performance. In fact, men have knownand displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glanceat their watches and say, “Oops, gotta run!”
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can’t hear the stereo
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”