“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love like that to me after we’re married ?”He considered this for a moment, and then replied, “I think so. I’ve always been especially fond of married women.”
Category: Sex Jokes
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.After consulting the Bible, the priest says, ” My son, after an exhaustive search,
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year???”
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later, she’s still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee.”Guess what I got planned for dinner?” she asked seductively. “And don’t you dare tell me you had it for lunch today.”
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone.Her daughter
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely terrible. “Well…” said the Engineer, “I met this blonde and turned out she was an engineer-in-training and wanted me to tutor her. One thing