A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.When they’re done, he said, “I’m afraid myFinnish isn’t too good.”The hooker replied, “Your foreplay ain’t allthat hot either.”
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A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex. “Back ladies, back!” cried the leader. “There’s a very dangerous beast out there!”But it was too late, as several of her girls had more-or-less seen the deed happening. They asked their
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a womanbeside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. Theyare both quite startled.The man turns to her and says,
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?It comes with a 16 inch applicator
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it. She finally entered the shop one day and said, “Just how much is that watch?””It’s $2000, ma’am.””Hmmm. Well, would you consider time payments for it?””Just what sort of ‘time schedule’ did you have in
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,” the housewife told a neighbor.”You didn’t do it, did you?””I have to admit I did — though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven’t done, though, is tell
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work. Well, one Thursday, she’s playing a great game and she has an incredible hand when she notices