A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as I`m sick”The voice at the other end asks “How sick are you ??”The guy says “Well I`m in bed with my 12 year old son !!”
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*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?””I’ll bet you want me to come into your bedroom,” a male voice whisperedhuskily, “…undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorning.””Geez,” the woman replied, “you can tell all that from two
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She hadbeen with so many perverted men over the years that she felt sheneeded a change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male nearher age.She
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, “Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.Can you help me?””Oh, that’s not a problem for us men anymore!” announces a proudphysician, “They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, thatdoes the trick! You
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.”Doctor,” she replied shyly, “I just can’t undress in front of you.””All right,” said the physician, “I’ll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you’re through.”In a few moments, her voice
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, “I wish you had a flashlight.” He says, “Why’s that?” She says, “Because you’ve been eating grass for fifteen minutes.”