A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis too tight,””Get off my back, dear!” she replies
Category: Sex Jokes
Total 289 Posts
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties. That night, as he came into the house, shelay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle.”Hi hon,” she purred sexily. “Y’all wantsome of this?””Hell, no!” he hollered. “Look at what it’sdone
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read’s: Dear Wife (that’s whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary. When he arrived at
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?””Yes, she’s dead to!””Was making love to me really the same as makinglove to Marilyn Monroe?””Yes, she’s dead to!”
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One said, “Heard ya went to the big city Jeb.” Hisfriend replied, “Yep. Even tried me out one of those ‘loosewomen’ ya always hear about.” “You don’t say.” said the firstman. “Bet that was costly.” “Nope.” Jeb
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s