Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit.”I can’t go in here” he says” It’s really going to stink””There’s another trench over there” says the other.”I’ll cover you with the M60…. just give me a shout andand i’ll
Category: Sex Jokes
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” Doctor sits himdown and begins the standard speech he gives to seniorcitizens, about how as the body ages bodily functionsslow down and it is completely normal to suffer somedecrease in sexual desire. How the
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls’ dorm. Severalplain Janes walk by as the two converse.Then a Sharon Stone look-alike emerges from the dorm andsaunters past. Romeo turns, smiles, and — barely audibly– inquires, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”The young
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatthere is something good to eat in betweenThanksgiving and Christmas.
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The other replies “Ovaries! We’re not even past the throat yet!”