A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, “If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?””Hell no!” the guy said.The stranger then asked, “If you felt further into yourcrack and pulled out a used condom,
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?” No. The second beau came to the door and said, “I’m
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, “You really ought to quit.”She, getting tired of his nagging, said, “I really enjoy a good cigarette after
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the window. His girlfriend gotmad at him she wanted to go again. So he got out of the carand went to find the condom. He found that a little boy had found
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.They’re having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure — she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, “But you just got a new pair last month!””Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,” stammered the private.”Accident, what kind
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.