Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first guy says.The second says “I like to look at a woman’s ass.”He asks the third guy “What about you?”.”Me? I prefer to see the top of her head.”

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she haddisrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doingso, he asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?” “Yes,” she

This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car. He drives over andsays he’ll give her a ride home.On the way he looks her over and says “You’re a pretty good looking oldbroad.

Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight. He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the mightiest “weapon”. Thefirst knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon…he pulled down hispants and tied