How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
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How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out of my son!”
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why she’s so down.”My husband just left me. He said I’m too kinky in bed,” she said.”What a coincidence! My wife just left me,” said the
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even consideringtrying to establish a relationship instead of just a one nightstand. But he couldn’t help but wonder why she wasn’t alreadyin one.”I can’t help feeling that we’ve met before.” he
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get gas and free sex here”. So obviously the guy wasinterested, so he stopped, filled up went inside to pay.”Pick a number from 1 – 10 to get free sex.” said the cashier. “Uh, okay, 3!” the
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t salute anymore. She goes to her local doctorand explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad forher. The doc thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says,”listen, I don’t do this