A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.””But that can’t be. The only men I’ve been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes.””Well my dear,” said the doctor, “someone in
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Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Lets have lunch sometime…Sent by jim
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if she would like to come up to his apartmentfor a drink she agreed. After they were at the apartment a while, heasked if he could give her an
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned his head away, saying, “Of course not.How can I? I’m your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn’teven be lying here making love.”
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa’s doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girlcould be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbedreplied “Oh well, if she dies, I’ll just get myself another
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke awayat once, eyes wide with alarm.”Heavens,” she cried, “it’s my husband! Quick, jump out the window.”The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry Son, yourmother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.” The next night, its fathers turn to do the job.”Son, your