Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.” “Social Security sex?” “Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”
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You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Tent
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica, I just don’t know what to do,” Gloria said to her friend at work. “That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?””Oh, my God!” her friend exclaimed.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out whatthe letters stood for… It is about time you became informed!{A} – Almost Boobs…{B} – Barely there.{C} – Can’t Complain!{D} –
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?” she asks. He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’sreally taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime, she asks if he would like
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood,and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks alittle further and kicks a cow. Once inside, hismother says, “I saw what you did, young man! Forkicking the pig
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry.”Is that your husband?” he inquired nervously.”No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.”Your