Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: And the password is. . . black dick! Nancy: Um. . . is it a place? Her partner: No. Nancy: Is it a person? Her partner: No. Nancy: Hmm, then it must be
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Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can’t get a hard-on, but all night he hasto listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting “One,two three, uhh…one, two three, uhh…” In the morning, the seconddwarf says to the
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, “No.” A clerk came over and asked, “May I help you?” “I don’t know,” said the woman. “Do you have any ‘Sorry I laughed at your dick’ cards?”
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac.After six times she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time Jon told her that
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?”Grandpa looks at him and says “No Johnny, I will not.””But Grandpa, why?” asks little Johnny. Grandpa replies. “Because there is no sense in putting lead in your
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he’d first had sex.”It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the