So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that little thing?”
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The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination.”Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”The woman said, “I’m glad of that doctor, but I’m Miss Brown,””Miss Brown,” said the doctor without changing expression, “I have bad news for you.”
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close his casket.
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at hisapartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on theother. He realizes that the first one might get boredwatching, so he her asks what she’d
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!The first little old lady had a huge stroke. Thesecond little old lady had a little stroke. The third little old lady would have had astroke…………….but her arms weren’t quite long enough.
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication. The border official look s over his shoulder,and sees the tourist trying to write ‘Twice a week’ intothe small space labeled ‘SEX’. The official explains: “No, no, no. That is not what