A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father says, “they come from a hard-on.” The little girl then asks her father, “where does a hard-on come from?” The father says, “little girls!”
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A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?””That’s my hedgehog.””Wow, it’s got a massive cock.”
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform.On his first night home,
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady. The
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got a beaut cure for a headache,” said his mate Trev. “Whenever I have a headache I head home and I get my wife to give me a long, slow, wet blowjob. Never fails.”A week went by
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then interrupts: “Listen you guys. You know when your ear itches and you put in your little finger and wiggle it around for