Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, Don told her
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A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear Until tiny sounds came to my ear There was
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do. He’s fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed upand says, “Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s’pposed to take that thing you playwith and put it where I pee!”…So he got his bowling
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really a lousy lover!”Her husband replies, “How would you know after only 30 seconds?”
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.They hear her say, “Oh, Jim, you’re going where no man has gone before!”The six-year-old says to his brother, “He must be fucking her up the ass!”
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually. What can I do?” “Hmmm. That’s a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?” “Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn’t enough for