Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very
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Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: We’re necking.Cop: Well stick your neck back in your pants and get out of here.
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, “How much?”She says, “Twenty bucks.”He says, “All right.”They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, heruns into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he’s
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence and get’s her headstuck. The two cowboys get over to the fence and the one says to theother:”This is too good to pass up,” gets off
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.””Gee, what are you taking for it?””Snuff.”
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you have reservations?” asked the desk clerk.”Only one, ” replied the groom, “she won’t take it up the ass.”